If you pay me enough, I'll sing these songs at a karaoke bar

I’m not a big fan of karaoke, but when forced at gunpoint I’ll generally go along with it.

The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals

Because it’s there, it’s good, and I know the words.

Because it’s funny enough folks don’t notice my singing is…not good.

If one has to do a duet, this is it. Again, the lyrics are funny enough to draw attention away from my voice. If my partner has a good voice, so much the better.